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Doctors Say The Funniest Things The Following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in a column written by Richard Lederer, Ph.D. for the Journal of Court Reporting… - By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year - On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared - She has had no rigours or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. - The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983. - I will be happy to go into her GI system; she seems ready and anxious. - Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing. I have suggested that he loosens his pants before standing, and then, when he stands with the help of his wife, they should fall to the floor. - The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. - Discharge status: Alive but without permission. The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr.****** to dispose of him. - Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. - The patient refused an autopsy. - The patient has no past history of suicides. - The patient expired on the floor uneventfully - Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. - Patient was becoming more demented with urinary frequency. - The patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. - She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in seperate directions in early December. - The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints. Friday, 25 August 2006 © 2006 Bromley Health Management |
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