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The Perfect Diet! A specially formulated diet designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day! BREAKFAST LUNCH AFTERNOON TEA DINNER LATE NIGHT SNACK DIET RULES - If no one sees you eat something, it has no calories. - When drinking diet coke with a chocolate bar, the diet coke cancels out the sugar in the chocolate bar. - When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eat more than they do. - Food used for medicinal purposes does not count, e.g. hot chocolate, toast, cheesecake and vodka. - If you fatten up the people around you, you will look thinner. - Cinema related foods have a zero calorie count as they are part of the entertainment package and not counted as food intake. This includes popcorn, Maltesers and Coke. - Biscuit pieces have no calories because breaking the biscuits up causes calorie leakage. - Foods licked from the spoon have no fat if you are in the process of cooking something. - Anything eaten while standing has no calories due to gravity and the density of calorie mass. - Food consumed from some-one else's plate has no fat as it rightfully belongs to the other person and will cling to his/ her aura. ……And remember: "STRESSED" spelt backwards is "DESSERTS" Friday, 25 August 2006 © 2006 Bromley Health Management |
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