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Strange Stories From the amusing to the bewildering, these are some of the strangest medical stories ever heard. But can they be true? You decide… Overheard in a consultation room: Nurse talking to an elderly, obviously distresses patient Bad-tempered Surgeon to Nurse: For Heaven's sake nurse, get me my auriscope! A 28 year old male was brought into the ER after an attempted suicide. The man had swallowed several nitroglycerin pills and a bottle of vodka. When asked about the bruises about his head and chest, he said that they were from ramming himself into the wall in an attempt to make the nitroglycerin explode. Jack the Ripper or Sandra the Cleaning Lady? A woman takes her first child to the Hospital for a routine check-up. The nurse consults her records and notices the child's name is Urine (pronounced Ureen-ie). "That's a very unusual name" she comments politely, "Is it a family name?" A young doctor is staying at a hotel in County Cork for a medical conference. Late in the middle of the night, he is woken by the hotel owner. Friday, 25 August 2006 © 2006 Bromley Health Management |
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