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Real Life Warning Labels

These are all real examples of the unbelievably obvious labels medicine manufacturers need to put on their products just to keep themselves out of the law courts.

- Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
Do not drive a car or run machinery

- Unknown Birth Control Pills
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant

- Nytol Sleep Aid
Warning: May cause drowsiness

- Little ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from Children

- Unknown Hair Colouring
Do not use as an ice-cream topping

- Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray
Warning: Do not smoke until hair is dry

- Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use

- Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap

- Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray
Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal

- Clearasil - Medicated Antibacterial Cleanser
Warning: Do not use this product on infants under 6 months of age

- Unknown tampons
Final step: "Pull up underwear"

- Bath and Body Works Moisture - Rich Body Lotion
CAUTION: This is not a toy

- Mr Bubbles bubble bath
Not intended for human consumption

- Mentadent Dual Action Mouthwash
WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control centre immediately

- Unknown Hairdryer
Warning: Do not use while taking a shower

- Unknown Batman Cape
Warning: Does not enable user to fly

Friday, 25 August 2006

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Thought for the Day:

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no.
- Richard Branson

SO YOU WANT TO STOP SMOKING ONCE AND FOR ALL?

There is no single magic approach to stopping smoking. It’s a learned behaviour (we’re not born smokers). There is a major psychological element as well as chemical dependency. No single formula, system or product will do the job. All they do is make the manufacturers richer. That’s why so many attempts fail.

Whilst there is no quick, easy way to quit smoking - if you want to find out how you can stop once and for all - call Edith Maskell now on FREEPHONE 0800 093 1178 for a FREE initial consultation.

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