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Real Life Warning Labels

These are all real examples of the unbelievably obvious labels medicine manufacturers need to put on their products just to keep themselves out of the law courts.

- Boot's Children's Cough Medicine
Do not drive a car or run machinery

- Unknown Birth Control Pills
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant

- Nytol Sleep Aid
Warning: May cause drowsiness

- Little ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from Children

- Unknown Hair Colouring
Do not use as an ice-cream topping

- Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray
Warning: Do not smoke until hair is dry

- Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use

- Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap

- Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray
Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal

- Clearasil - Medicated Antibacterial Cleanser
Warning: Do not use this product on infants under 6 months of age

- Unknown tampons
Final step: "Pull up underwear"

- Bath and Body Works Moisture - Rich Body Lotion
CAUTION: This is not a toy

- Mr Bubbles bubble bath
Not intended for human consumption

- Mentadent Dual Action Mouthwash
WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control centre immediately

- Unknown Hairdryer
Warning: Do not use while taking a shower

- Unknown Batman Cape
Warning: Does not enable user to fly

Friday, 25 August 2006

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