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Bad Bedside Manner Things you don't want to hear during surgery… - Better save that, we'll need it for the autopsy. - Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop. - Accept this sacrifice, Oh Great Lord of Darkness. - Giles! Giles! Comeback with that! Bad Dog! - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? - Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie - Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? - Damn, there go the lights again... - Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! - What's this doing here? - That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?! - I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses. - Anyone see where I left that scalpel? - Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? - Don't worry, I think it is sharp enough. - Oops! Has anyone seen my watch? - That was some party last night. I can't remember when I've been that drunk. - Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing! - Well this book doesn't say that... What edition is your manual? - OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature. - If I can just remember how they did this on ER last week. - Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em. - Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off. - Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. - What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change! - This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? - I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice. - Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving. Friday, 25 August 2006 © 2006 Bromley Health Management |
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