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Jokes

6th April, 2008
Truisms for Pun
Many a true word ........ [more]

30th March, 2008
A letter to pet owners
But we love them nevertheless... [more]

20th January, 2007
35 Universal Truths
Some things never change...Apart from tax rises and lying politicians, these are the things you may as well resign yourself to:... [more]

25th August, 2006
The Chocolate Rules!
Following the tremendous success of The Perfect Diet, Bromley Health Management introduce our follow up plan - The Chocolate Rules (is that a diet plan, or a statement?)... [more]

25th August, 2006
The Perfect Exercise Plan
No diet plan is complete without a balanced exercise programme, so we've included a plan that will help you workout without working up too much of a sweat...... [more]

25th August, 2006
Dilbert's Guide To Stress
An alternative guide to stress in the workplace from Scott Adams, creator of the Dilbert comic strip.... [more]

25th August, 2006
Bad Doctor Doctor Jokes
They may be pretty terrible (well, most of them), but our jokes section wouldn't be complete without some of the old classics…... [more]

25th August, 2006
More Bad Doctor Jokes
Not quite as bad as the others...well, see for yourselves.... [more]

25th August, 2006
Doctors Say The Funniest Things
The Following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in a column written by Richard Lederer, Ph.D. for the Journal of Court Reporting…... [more]

25th August, 2006
Doctors Say The Funniest Things Part II
More strange but true extracts from the world of medical reports…... [more]

25th August, 2006
Why Little Jimmy Can't Come To School
These are actual excuse notes written by parents to explain their children's absence from school. And they say the kids are terrible at excuses…... [more]

25th August, 2006
Life Through The Eyes Of A Child
Because sometimes, it's easy to forget what we thought of the world when we were seven or eight…... [more]

25th August, 2006
You Know You're Getting Older When…
Are you maturing like a fine wine, or fermenting like a rotten grape? Look for these tell-tale clues...... [more]

25th August, 2006
The Perfect Diet!
A specially formulated diet designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day!... [more]

25th August, 2006
World's Worst Referrals
Why deal with awkward patients when you can palm them off on someone else with a stroppy letter?... [more]

25th August, 2006
The Rules Of Work
Succeeding in life is all about figuring out the rules, and learning how to bend them. This page gets you half way there.... [more]

25th August, 2006
Strange Stories
From the amusing to the bewildering, these are some of the strangest medical stories ever heard. But can they be true? You decide…... [more]

25th August, 2006
Real Life Warning Labels
These are all real examples of the unbelievably obvious labels medicine manufacturers need to put on their products just to keep themselves out of the law courts.... [more]

25th August, 2006
Wild Reporting
It always pays to proof read before you publish... The following quotes all appeared in newspapers and magazines. So it's not just the doctors who get it wrong...... [more]

25th August, 2006
You Know You're Stressed When…
Stress is an evil thing. So here's a few tell-tale symptoms that you might recognise…... [more]

25th August, 2006
The Bathroom Scales
How to lie to the bathroom scales and get away with it…... [more]

25th August, 2006
Bad Bedside Manner
Things you don't want to hear during surgery…... [more]